#134-- When nothing else remains, hope is the barrier that prevents us from moving on
#785-- Life is hard, deal with it or it will deal with you
#348-- (Only partially translated at this time)
#212-- Luck, good or bad, is a matter of perspective.
#947-- To love yourself by hatred of others is to love no one.
#419-- Paper is always strongest at the perforation.
#572-- Don't do it like you've never done it before. Do it like you're never going to get to do it again!
#002-- An optomist sees a water glass half full. A pessimist sees the same glass half empty. A Melhican sees four ounces of water in a glass.
Q: To be or not to be?
A: First one, then the other.
Q: Why does it always rain right after I wax my car?
A: Because you never check the forecast. Stop whining and be thankful it didn't rain BEFORE you waxed.
The purpose of wax is to protect your car from the rain... duh!
Q:Is Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?
A: No.
Q: Did the universe really begin with a big bang?
A: No. With no one there to hear it, it made no sound, at all.
Q: Why do I hate my job?
A: Because it's work. If you liked it, they'd
call it "fun" and charge you to do it!
Q: Hey, do you know what's really funny?
A: Yes. Would you like me to teach you, so you'll know, too?
::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: ::::::::i:n:v:i:s:i:m:e:l:::::::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::Volunsteered: Everyone else took a step back
Strumble: What you do a lot of while learning guitar
DUHmmy: (Self explanatory)
Ragazine: Periodical publications of questionable or zero value.
Magnifry: What little kids like to do to ants on sunny days.
Neo-conomy: (Don't get me started!)
Bush-lite: Joe Leiberman
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