Please follow me back to the lobby for your debriefing. No wait, that would be in the sauna. Never mind, I'll just say it here. Be sure to check out the web library. Flamingo, the librarian in the pink boa, can steer ]:o you toward many pages that should fulfill your every Monkee need (well, not EVERY Monkee need <eg>) and give you a chance to get to know some of us :)
For still more information, you can check out Hoo's assortment of FAQs, which come out at the beginning of each month-- we set our calendars by them, in fact.
If you really can't wait for the beginning of the month, give Hoo a hollar. If she's not sitting at the mondo desk/computer workstation furiously updating the faqs, go to the filing cabinets. No, not those! Silly, those are too small to hold a whole Hoo, the ones on the far wall, next to the Frodis plant. Just knock politely on drawer "H" (for "Hooloovoo" <duh>) and she'll let you in. (Psst! I hear the drawer is actually a hidden entrance to Hoo's rooms.)
A dollar may not buy you much anymore, but if you're thrifty, you can exchange a blank E-mail for:
Miss or misplace a post or digest? No worries! Send a request to Torka the Cybrarian, and they will soon be winging their electronic way to your hard drive and your heart. (Be patient with her, she's very busy with her other Listerland duties.)
We don't have a lot of rules here, but there are a few and you'll
see them posted on the door, over there ---------->
Please click HERE for important information regarding our posting guidelines. (Don't worry, there's a link to bring you back to this page.)
This is a free-wheeling fun loving bunch of Monkees fans cum friends. It's a place for us to ditch harsher realities for a little while and just kick back...not terribly unlike a large virtual version of the Monkees television show. Feel free to join in our discussions or start discussions of your own. Occasionally, one of us oldbies will speak up with helpful facts/tips/advice to make your assimilation more <ahem> pleasant :)
Got a question? We love to make up answers!
Parody? I *Love* a good parody... and a bad parody even more!
Satire? How ironic you'd mention it, I love a good satire.
Gripe? Who doesn't?
Story? I'll bring the marshmallows and hot cocoa!
Wanna talk Monkees? Really?? Well <rolling eyes and smiling> if you insist. <gggg>
I hope you'll like it here as much as I. If not, look to the "Welcome to Monkees" messages you got when you subbed or E-mail one of us privately for the combination to the lock on the hidden exit (believe it or not, it's through the harp case!)
Thank you for joining me on the tour... please feel free to make yourselves at home.
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