M E L H I
and why you should attempt communication
Wish to buy stuff
Think her pages suck
Would like to sponsor her pages, anyway
Would like to find out if there's a Melhi fan club
Would like to start a Melhi fan club, since there isn't one
Would like to gift her with obscene amounts of cash
Would like to give her a swift kick for suggesting the cash
Doubt her existence
Feel tense cuz you can't find an exit
Would like to cast her in your next music video
Would like to cast her in a lake
Like sending E-mail to every page you visit
Like to visit every page you E-mail
Would like to ask a question. (she likes to make up answers)
Would like to make a suggestion. (Hey now!)
**Little Known Melhican Trivia**
Melhi gets TONS of E-mail. SO...
- Please put "your page" in the subject line.
- Don't get ticked if she fails to reply...she's allegedly human
- HTML purists, please note: Melhi knows 3.0 expired - that's part of the overall joke, get it?
- Constructive criticism is always welcome and encouraged.
Melhi likes to track demographics (nose into your business.) SO, please feel free to
- Tell your age, gender, general geographic location.
- State your Melhi pages likes/dislikes.
- Or whatever you are comfortable sharing :)
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