and why you should attempt communication

Why Not?

Perhaps you...

Wish to buy stuff for Melhi.
Think her pages suck
Would like to sponsor her pages, anyway

Would like to find out if there's a Melhi fan club
Would like to start a Melhi fan club, since there isn't one

Would like to gift her with obscene amounts of cash
Would like to give her a swift kick for suggesting the cash

Doubt her existence
Feel tense cuz you can't find an exit

Would like to cast her in your next music video
Would like to cast her in a lake

Like sending E-mail to every page you visit
Like to visit every page you E-mail

Would like to ask a question. (she likes to make up answers)
Would like to make a suggestion. (Hey now!)

**Little Known Melhican Trivia**

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