What the heck is a Melhi

And why should I care?

Ah... that elusive and mythical creature known as Melhi.

Could it be real? Could it be a mass halucination on the part of many allegedly sane eyewitnesses? Could it be someone with a coupla meg to kill and absolutely no life? (I think we have a winner, folks!)

The following data was collected, by a small group of incredibly
geeky Melhican researchers, utilizing state of the art 18th
century technology. It should be noted that upon their return,
60% of the team learned their parents had left with no forwarding
address, 20% found their keys no longer fit the locks, 10% had the
family pooch sic-ed on them and one poor researcher, now homeless, found
that his parents had filled the basement with cement in his absence.

Name: Melhi
Age: No data available.

Hair: Blonde by choice, Brunette by cruel freak of nature
Eyes: "Mood eyes" (Change between varying shades of blue, green and grey)
Skin: Yes... and bones, too.

Height: 5 foot 9 inches
Weight: 114 lbs
Measurements: 36-24-33

Marital Status: Very happily married.
Parental Status: Four offspring, often referred to as little "Hon Yok"s

Race: Terra Mongrel

Other useless Melhican data
• Peels boiled eggs with a spoon
• Stands with one foot on the other knee... like a stork.
• Prefers non-fiction, documentaries etc.
• Loves movies but rarely watches any movie twice.
• Loves music despite a complete lack of musical talent
• Inherited a gene for sometimes accurate intuition
• Hates to shop, but is appeased by freebies, yard sales and bargains
• Can turn her tongue upside down
• Can cross her legs, such that they are crossed three times.
• Fave sandwich: Peanut butter, Miracle Whip or mayo and hamburger dills on white.
• Second fave sandwich: Whatever it is, you can bet it's on dark rye or pumpernickle
• Likes to design things (business models, furniture, cars, landscapes, hotels, etc.)
• Tries to contact dead presidents.
• Owns the Monkees Mailing List - original and largest Monkees discussion list on the net.
• Can turn anything into a bad parody or even worse pun. (this whole site is a lame parody of the term, "ego site."
• The car she'd most like to own is a '64 Kaiser Darrin prototype.
• The thing she'd most like to collect (besides money) is buildings.
• The person she'd most like to meet is dead, so it doesn't matter.
• Favorite fiction books: Hitchhiker's Guide, Good Omens
• Favorite non-fiction book: The Universal History of Numbers by Georges Ifrah

Melhi supports the following:

ACLU
DNCC
Freedom of Speech and Expression
Respect (as opposed to "tolerance")
Human rights (labor rights, gay rights, patient rights, racial rights, gender rights, etc.)
True Peace (if it exists)
Choice
Capitalism
Her own weight
That loveable old shopoholic: Uncle Sam.

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