What does a Melhi do?

A Melhi does something?

Aside from sitting on its lazy butt in front of a computer scribbling HTML on napkins with a lipstick, a Melhi does lots of things, some of which it does not necessarily like to do.

A Melhi takes a bath once a month whether it needs one or not.
A Melhi brushes its teeth... the top one almost as often as the bottom one.
A Melhi swings by its tail from the branches of deciduous trees.
A Melhi consumes twice its weight in junk food and thrice its volume in caffeine.

Seriously, I do/have done/will do lots of things in my lifetime.

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