Now, if you'll follow me through the sliding glass doors...Ahhh...
I love stepping outside... the environmental control is always set
to Tropical :) I see several of our listers are enjoying the Olympic
sized swimming pool, this evening... isn't it pretty, what with the
Ferris Wheel lights reflecting off the wet listers the way it does?
Those beautiful bathing suits you see are all thanks to our future Pulitzer winner, Nick of Nicktoons fame. Did you notice the bat poles over the jacuzzi? He designed them so we could quick-change from our work duds into something more comfy before taking a slide down Robin-Pickles' giant water slide into the pool.
Speaking of the pool and jacuzzi...Feel free to use them any time you
like, just...
No Splashing, it irritates the trout
And they have enough problems with the Kombucha worrying them.
Don't worry, as long as the Kombucha aren't laughing you'll be OK.
What is a Kombucha, you ask? You mean you don't know? Neither do we, quite
frankly. It's hard to say what is myth or legend or
Tea-curdling fact
Be wary of knocks on your door. It would seem that one of the trout evolved into a Land Trout and pretends to be delivering Zanagrams of people's names to unsuspecting listers so that he might thwack them.... sneaky one that Land Trout! Oh and while I'm handing out warnings, try to avoid DeathyMouse... not to be confused with the big guy, Mr. Normal, over there in the mouse ears... Deathy followed Heath in here one day and now he just annoys anyone within (Mouse) ear-shot.
Yep, that's him over there, trying to carry on a conversation with one
of sharon's plastic pink Flamingo lawn ornaments. Only Deathy could
bore a lawn ornament!
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